Saturday, July 12, 2008

Don't eat grapes and drive


Lately you have been addicted to grapes. Mimi bought a big bunch of them the other day, and you have eaten them non-stop. As you can see, you have 2 big handfuls of them, and wanted more!




You had 3 of them in your mouth and had the juice just dripping off your chin, but your face just makes me laugh that you don't care and are so proud of yourself.




The more grapes you ate, the tipsier you got! What is in those grapes? Are they fermented? You can't even stand up on your own, you have to lean on the couch to stay upright!




Dang, girl! Now you can't even stand up! You look all drunk and out of it. No more grapes for you...I'm going to have to put you to bed to sleep this off. So sad that you're already drunk at 9 in the morning!




OH NO! Now you're trying to operate a vehicle while being drunk? This can NOT be good! I thought I had taught you better than to eat grapes and drive!

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